You Didn’t Build That

courtesy of   Iowa Hawk  

Readings from the Book of Barack

1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth. Now the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs, and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land.

And Govt said, “Let there be spending,” and there was spending. Govt saw that the spending was good, and that it separated the light from the darkness. Govt called the spending Investments, and this he did in the first day.

Then Govt said, “Let there be roads and bridges across the waters, and let dams divide the waters from the waters.” Thus Govt made the infrastructure and the patronage jobs for eternity under the firmament from the Potomac which was above the firmament; and it was so. And Govt called the firmament Washington. This Govt did on the second day.

Read the rest at Iowa Hawk

and while there take a look at his “ DNC Scientists Disprove Existence of Roberts’ Taxon”    

A delightful rip of the dnc’s spin on the supremes health care decision

If you like tongue in cheek this guys a hoot, E

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