1. Mandate, with dubious liceity, that all parishes play a recording of the Archbishop’s CMA pitch in place of the homily on the Eighth Sunday in Ordinary Time, i.e., this morning.
2. Have the Archbishop refer three times on the recording to the embarrassing, misplaced 70s mantra of “being Church.”
3. Sync the recording to last Sunday’s readings.
4. Wonder why priests and parishioners greet the advent of the annual CMA like a visit from the IRS or a trip to the dentist.

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